The 17-year-old Gossip Girl star who fancies herself a hard rock singer kind of epitomes the ultimate teenage douche. Homegirl really goes all-out to prove just how rebellious and unique and grown-up she is. First there's the over-the-top risque clothing and flashing. Then there's the intentionally provocative things she says like, "If it's a good sex tape, I'll watch it...I like some adult stars...I wouldn't f--k Tommy Lee." Then she tops it all off with her lovely so-over-it-I-don't-give-an-eff attitude and underage smoking. It's the perfect recipe for the ultimate nightmare. But at least she's good for laughs.