Jabbing is Joan Rivers' specialty. So it was par for the course when she said the "new Lindsay Lohan diet is all liquid. 80 proof." The jail bird's counter: "Joan Rivers and her 'stargument' make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven." Way to go, Linds, double diss!
Gunn called Taylor a diva with no acting chops and also claimed the entire G.G. crew were annoyed at her incessant BlackBerry clicking and crappy line memorization. Is that why she's not in season three?
It all started when Faye criticized the casting in the remake of Bonnie and Clyde, saying, "Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?" Hilary claimed she'd be cranky, too, if she looked like the old hag. Guess there's only room for one Bonnie in this town, but enough for a bunch o' bitches.
What was Joan Collins thinking saying Aniston wasn't as beautiful as Angelina? But Jen can't be bothered with such trivialities. Looks like this is a one-way bitch fest, Joan. Pitt's sexy ex is keeping mum, as should you.
After Miley's Asian imitations, Cho posted a rap calling this Southern kitten a "disgrace" and a ho! How lyrically bitchy! But of course, not-so-meowy Miley got off her tramp box long enough to apologize for her racial innuendos. Just a save, or was she sincere?
Earlier this year, the Oscar-winner told Starpulse: "You look at the red carpet, Paris Hilton, you know, these people and you think, 'Is there anything going on up there?'" Guess you lucked out on this duel Anthony, as Pare apparently doesn't even know when she's being attacked.
Etta James was heated when she heard the young diva sing "At Last" during Obama's Inauguration. Not only did James threaten to kick some Beyoncé booty, she said she couldn't stand the music icon. James tried to back track, saying she was joking, but it was still a mouthful of catty biting.
The opinionated silver screener laughed back in 2004 when costar Kidman was described as a legend. The old bitch said, "She can't be a legend at whatever age she is." Duh, you have to be at least 80, right Lauren? Kidman took the high road and kept her hands to herself.
Not only did Obama tick off Jersey Shore's fake-and-bakers by nixing free taxes on tanning, but he tanked Snooki when he claimed he had no idea who she was during a View appearance. Snooks took it personally and said she voted for McCain.