On Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Situation, Snooki and DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore make their acting debut as Edward, Bella and Jacob from The Twilight Saga. Who will you choose, Snooks?!
In the Jerseyfied Twilight world, Edward cares half as much about winning Bella as he does his own good looks.
Snooki watches the werewolf of her dreams perform a traditional Twilight mating ritual. Because everyone knows that all Jacob has to do to win Bella over is lick his cankle.
Erstwhile cast member Angelina returns for a starring role as pissed vamp Victoria. She'll probably be replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard, too.
Sammi and Ronnie play some kind of hybrid version of the Cullen parents. Although, truth be told, Ronnie still looks immortally juiced, and Sammi looks like a Pussycat Doll.
Pauly D channels his best puppy as a Twi-style shapeshifter. Um, has anyone told him that Jacob's not exactly Snoopy?
The Situation's expression captures every bit of Edward's angst, right? Meanwhile, Snooki/Bella is bright, colorful and yellow. And so is her dress.
In real vampire lore, the bloodsuckers don't have a reflection. In Twilight, they do. So, naturally, The Situation spends all day looking at it.
Bella is torn between Edward and his raging vampire biceps, and Taylor and his raging werewolf bling.
The whole cast comes together for Bella's birthday bash, which includes hungry (and horny) vamps, a pickle cake, and Edward Cullen wearing aviators.
Now, get some real Twilight photos in our Total Eclipse gallery.