Michael got off. And we're talking about before the trial. (Ba-dum-bump!) Maybe the only thing shabbier than an alleged grownup sleeping with random underage kids was the prosecutor's half-baked case in 2005. But what a circus, complete with Jesus Juice, "outercourse," Jay Leno's deposition and Jackson's impromptu limo-top dance for the 2,000 gathered reporters. Good times.