The Perps: Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen in Maison Michel lace ears, at an Opening Ceremony Japan party
Bf2 Says: "Gawd, the bugs in Japan are huge. Somebody grab the Raid!"
The Perp: Elizabeth Banks, in Roberto Cavalli at the I Love You, Man premiere
Kojack Says: "Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep...and her taste."
The Perp: Keira Knightley, in Chloé at the Berlin Film Festival premiere of Chéri
Sara Says: "Hey guys, I can't see through my bangs, does this outfit look OK? It does? Are you sure my pants aren't too short? These shoulder pads aren't way too big? This weird Daisy Duke tied T-shirt bottom of this jacket is OK, it doesn't highlight the fact that these pants are hiked up like six inches above my navel? No, it all looks great? OK, then I’m all set to suck in my cheeks and walk the red carpet!"
The Perp: Rachel Bilson, in 3.1 Phillip Lim running errands in L.A.
Suzy Smith Says: "It's a great dress...to start those pregnancy rumors."
The Perp: Mischa Barton, wandering the streets of Paris looking for the next haute couture spring-summer 2009 fashion show
Shroomgirl Says: "Mischa's look is so awful, even her feet are wanting to turn around and run the other way!"
The Perp: Paris Hilton in Roberto Cavalli, at a screening of Paris, Not France
Jano Says: "Who ordered the scallops?"
The Perp: Avril Lavigne, at an Axe Lounge party in New York City
Citlali Says: "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your prom dress."
The Perp: Kim Kardashian, at the Monte Carlo TV Festival closing ceremonies
Raven Says: "You'd hope that when this dress is reincarnated, it looks better than party vomit on a linoleum floor."
The Perp: Cate Blanchett, showing off her, um, unique fashion sense at the opening of the Screen Worlds exhibition in Melbourne
Kojack Says: "I know times are tough, Cate, but stitching together all the potholders you crocheted in fifth grade is taking this recessionista thing a bit far."
The Perp: Paula Abdul, at the 2009 American Music Awards nominations event
Richard Hertz Says: "If she plans on being 'forever your girl,' then I'm praying for the end of time."
The Perp: British popster Lily Allen, at Elton John's 11th Annual White Tie and Tiara Ball
Vandalfan Says: Bride of the Oompa Loompas...
Now vote on the most stylish star of 2009 here!