Paula is absolutely fab in the white ‘n' black gown she wore to the Emmy Awards in 2003. At least we know she’s capable of lookin’ stylish—she just chooses not to most of the time.
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Paula looks regal in white once again. Unfortunately she left one cup uncovered. Shift your dress over, hon, you’re all lopsided.
Ab-doll wears a red dress to Idol Gives Back, and it almost fits. Those poor ta-tas of hers look like they’re about to bust out. If only she'd added an extra strap to that outfit.
Morose doesn’t work on ya, hon, especially when you’re smothered in it. Unfortunately, Abdul has more black clothes in her closet than Angelina.
Paula’s physique is über-hot in this Catwoman-esque jumpsuit. But seriously, who wears jumpsuits?
Paula donned a picnic-blanket-patterned frock to Mercedez-Benz Fashion Week in 2004 that looks like it was designed for a 2-year-old. Actually, even Suri Cruise wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that. Dress your age, girl!
The big hair fits the CMT Music Awards, but wearing a scorpion-inspired frock woulda been better for a Halloween bash.
Paula makes sure all eyes are on her while posing with Randy and Simon, donning a see-through negligee at the Idol final results show in 2002. Or is that a one-piece bathing suit underneath? We’re stumped. Bonus points for the bangin’ bod tho.
Kerchief shirts and pimp hats should only be worn ironically. Unfortunately, we don’t think Paula’s trying to be funny.
Paula wore a dress made out of black Swiss cheese at the 2002 Emmy Awards. If ya wanna show off your bod, wear a shorter dress, don’t attack your frock with cookie cutter. And either have sleeves or don’t have sleeves—you can’t have it both ways, babe.
P.A. mixed Big Bird with a broken mirror and out came this yellow travesty. This is her only way of getting attention at the Grammys now that she’s stopped making new tunes herself.
The absolute height of Abdul insanity, at the ALMA Awards. There’s the intimidating necklace that must’ve cut off circulation to her head (probably while choosing this outfit) paired with the fuchsia tail that appears to be eating her whole. Paula outdid herself on this one. Brava, you bonkers babe!