Six-pack of Health

There's new research showing that drinking beer can help stop women from developing osteoporosis. Supposedly the high silicon levels in beer can slow down the thinning in bones. All right, I like to drink, but I keep it classy with vodka and the occasional margarita. The idea of a woman sucking Bud Light through a beer bong has never been something I'm able to tolerate. Yet, here we are officially encouraging girls to drink beer. Now we can look forward to an increase in women with large guts, foul mouths and belching problems...but at least they'll be able to stand up straight when they're putting a cigarette out in your face.