Lady and the Frog

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People.com recently held an interview to get to the bottom of the "relationship" between Lady Gaga and…Kermit the Frog.  I guess Lady Gaga was too busy painting herself yellow and trying on banana costumes to do the interview, so they called Kermit the Frog instead.  This feels like an all time low for People.com, and I'm not falling for this. I know Kermit the Frog is a puppet and puppets don't have telephones.  I know, because I once tried unsuccessfully to call Madame to hook me up with a gig on Hollywood Squares.