So I Think She Can’t Dance

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Katie Holmes’ appearance on So You Think You Can Dance where she sang Judy Garland’s “Get Happy” has a lot of people upset.  But nobody is as upset as Chuy.  All that Katie did was lip sync and do some high stepping.  Granted, Chuy can’t do a high step, but he can sure as hell whip out a Judy Garland tune like nobody’s business.  His “You Made Me Love You” brings everyone in this office to tears, and it isn’t just because he expertly juggles onions with mangos while he dances. Plus, he can build better escape tunnels.  He’s not in Mexico anymore, and Katie’s still married to Tom Cruise.