See what Danialle Fishell's serving up on The Dish.

Come back for more Saturday nights at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

What's worse than starting your morning with Kathie Lee Gifford on Today making jokes about a man's testicles?

When she's making them about an old man's testicles.

If, for some reason, you haven't been glued to Fox's new reality gang-dating travesty Seducing Cindy, we'll get you up to speed.

The Cindy in question is aging pinup Cindy Margolis. According to the show's web page, she is not only an "American icon" but an "Internet icon." Despite such status, she can't find her "ultimate soul mate." So she's looking on Fox.

And while that may be difficult, seducing her is apparently a piece of cake.

Particularly if you look like an insane pirate with appaling facial hair and have a knack for tempering your seduction game with a touch of brute force. 

Smooth.

Sports Soup sings the praises of Tim Tebow.

Look for more sporting action Tuesday nights at 10 p.m. ET/PT on Versus.

• You can learn a lot from watching The Soup. Especially about Jersey Shore. Ask Anderson Cooper.

• Robinhood stole from the rich. The Bling Ring stole from the rich and stupid, at least in one case. Paris Hilton, anyone?

• Kissing a hottie who jumps in bed with you is icky. If you're The Bachelor.

• The men of Mantracker apparently aren't comfortable dealing with thick bush. But then the show is called Mantracker.

• In the world of Sports Soup, an Italian man speaks the universal language. Of hysteria.

Nothing says fierce, man-to-man competiton like a drag race.

Especially the kind where the men dress as ladies, of which giggly host RuPaul is king.

But it's not all about padded bras, wigs that would humble Dolly Parton and tucked-up man junk. 

Sometimes it's about the Bible. And Tyra. A different Tyra than the one who trots out women with double vajayjays. Right, it sounds complex. Best just to watch the clip.

And come back to scope even more delights, gay and otherwise, tonight at 10 p.m. on a sweet young Soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Apparently to allow a KTLA news reporter the chance to make every fowl pun possible.

Speaking of chickens, Bachelor Jake Pavelka is handsome, bland and weeps copiously. What does he need besides a wife and some tissue? A sound verbal bitch-slapping from Regis Philbin, of course.

What can top that shocker? Tyra and her pals with extra vaginas, natch!

And where there are extra vaginas, there are extra laughs, as Joel McHale so deftly proves. He'll make good on even more yucks on a new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Don't miss it!

Ancient Larry King has been at the interviewing game a long time.

A long, long time. And let's face it, when a man gets old, the memory starts going…

So perhaps he can be forgiven when he can't quite nail what may be the most famous line Jack Nicholson ever uttered onscreen, from A Few Good Men.

Of course, it wouldn't be the first time Larry's slipped. Historians may recall when L.K. asked Abe Lincoln about, "that five score and twenty minutes ago thing, er, whatever."

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There's more laughs like that in the Soup blog video gallery. Check it out now!

How can we pack so much Soup-soaked action into one tiny blog post? We just make the clips really short.

Why not? It works for Inside Edition, where Ann Curry in an elevator and a family happily on fire are just the tip of the breaking-news highlights. And then on Kitchen Nightmares, chef Gordon Ramsay's generously obnoxious ways are upstaged by—wait for it—an old lady. And she's not even British!

And when it comes to upstaging (or at least confusing), you can always rely on the foreign charms of Namaste America, here offering a scene so strange we shan't even begin to describe it.

Leave that to the upstager of them all, your very own Joel McHale, who will serve a full-sized helping of scorching Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

Get him while he's hot!

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Can't wait 'til then? Check out the Soup blog video gallery now!

As a person of intelligence, Paris Hilton is brilliant at holding small dogs.

So perhaps it comes as no surprise that the notorious Bling Ring—a gang of 20-something burglars who focused on raiding the homes of Hollywood's young glitterati—chose Paris as their first target.

It's just so much easier stealing from dumb people. And, as Good Morning America reveals, little did the Ring masters know how easy.  

This Divorce Court couple can agree on one thing: They are up to here with each other.

For wife Jordynne, it took her suspicions of husband Joal allegedly cheating to push her over.

But that's nothing compared to what crossed the line for Joal.

Evidently, he's not a fan of spilled food or unfinished meals.   

What can we say? Divorce is messy.

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In the world of vastly respected television journalists, certainly Anderson Cooper and his all-encompassing 360 view of newsmakers that matter is at the top of the heap.

So where does a professional of such caliber go for incisive information on topics like the Jersey Shore and its guidette media vixen Snooki and her new Kim Kardashian incarnation?

The Soup, of course. Your move, Bill O'Reilly.

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Hey Anderson, need a little more background? Check out our Jersey Shore Hits Hollywood gallery.