Eliminations are always painful for Ray J, not to mention the women hoping to gain his heart, women whose hearts are on the chopping block at the end of every episode.

Here, lucky contestant Cashmere is saved from the ax, getting her one step closer to her sensitive love interest.

Ray J wants something to grow between them. And he wants it to grow big.

If you've ever wondered why people accuse Hollywood-types of being empty, shallow, superficial d-bags, take a trip to the barber—sorry, stylist—with Million Dollar Listing's Chad Rogers.

You may get some idea.

Spoiler alert: his hair looks exactly the same after his haircut as when he sat down.

Good news from Good Day L.A., folks! The weather for your southern California Thanksgiving is going to be great!

Unlike the weather in Turkey, where rains have caused deadly flooding and massive property damage.

But that's not going to spoil the holiday in L.A., according to chirpy weather gal Lisa Breckenridge.

Pass the gravy!

Watching Tyra is not always an easy task. That's because Tyra pulls no punches. Tyra doesn't hold back. Tyra has the guts to bring you the painful issues so many women deal with, issues that are not always pretty.

Or, in the heartbreaking case of troubled Brittany, even color-coordinated.

Let Tyra help you feel Brittany's shame as she forces her guest to walk down the street in pitiless New York City in an outfit that doesn't match!

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You'll feel little to no shame watching the Soup Blog video gallery. Check it out now!

Watching Whitney Houston win the coveted American Music Award last night was a touching moment.

Especially for the award.

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Check out the good looks—and the bad—from the American Music Awards.

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In the hopeful world of spook-seeking tool Zak Bagans, the Ohio Reformatory is a sexy place.

Why? Over almost 100 years, some 150,000 violent men were incarcerated there, and "today, their evil spirits still prey on women, the elderly and the weak as they carry out their eternal sentences."

Shivering yet?

Perhaps not as much as the reformatory tour guide, a dangling carrot (in Zak's eyes, anyway) for the wicked prison horndogs from beyond the grave.

Though you might wanna watch your back, Zak. With a stud like you in their midst, these randy spirits just might be in search of doing a little more hard time.

Making the grade on Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader is no easy feat.

The standards are high, the demands are many: sexiness, chronic smiling, pom-pom finesse and, of course, sexiness.

But, as we know, not every woman is perfect, so it's refreshing indeed to see that the squad leaders are willing to accomodate a poor, pitiful, hopeful with a freakishly "weird" body.

For Shayne and Dakota, the fun-loving, irrepressible Lamas girls, the world is one big bottle of room-service champagne in an expensive hotel overlooking Central Park in Manhattan where trashing said room is good clean fun!

Hey that's what maids are for, right? 

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Get an eyeful of the Shayne, Dakota and and the rest of the Lamas clan!

Sex can be bad enough in real life, but on TV it can really stink.

Unless Joel McHale is involved, and luckily he is tonight, offering you Love and Other Burning Sensations, a round-up of the best in on-screen sexual shipwreck moments.

Ahoy there, Secret Life of the American Teenager, you've made the cut! As this taste of the teeny-boffing show reveals, God works in mysterious ways.

Especially when it comes to action between the sheets.

Don't forget to tune in for more shocking fun at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

Love can be a terrible thing to waste. Unless, of course, when it goes horribly wrong and can be repurposed into cheap yet satisfying entertainment.

And speaking of cheap yet satisfying, you won't want to miss tonight's Soup special, Love and Other Burning Sensations, as Joel "The Passion Master" McHale takes you on a guided tour through the worst (and therefore the best) moments in TV love gone wrong.

Including a taste of heartless Bachelorette host Chris Harrison, who took time away from whatever he does when The Bachelorette isn't on to shame and abuse McHale, live and in person.

Remember, you can catch more pain tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!

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Can't wait till then? See what's in store in the Soup blog video gallery!

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From big names to big shames, it was quite a week at Soup central. Fasten your bib, and let's dig in.

• Nicole Kidman gets her boob envy off her chest.

• Who knew Terrence Howard was an immortal player in the Hollywood firmament? Besides Terrence Howard?

• Jenna Jameson reveals her lofty porn standards to a curious Oprah.

• Sandra Bullock pays homage to Kathie Lee Gifford's buttocks. Yum.

 • Zany Shayne Lamas takes her space cadet blonde routine to the luxury car lot. Hilarity ensues. And confusion.

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Hilarity always ensues in the Soup blog video gallery.

The squeals, the yelps, the swift and agile footwork…Dancing With the Stars' recently off-loaded Aaron Carter now, like Abraham Lincoln, belongs to the ages.

But that didn't stop a spontaneous outpouring of Carter love from happening, right here in the E! courtyard.

Your move, single ladies.

And there's plenty more fancy stepping where that came from when Broadway Joel McHale trots out a swell new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

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Revisit all the hoofers of DWTS in the season-nine gallery.