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In a recent interview, Scarlett Johansson discussed "what's next" in her career.  I was on the edge of my seat reading this article…my toilet seat.  She said that she'd love to work on Broadway, but that she doesn't know if it would manifest into musical theater.  I've heard her sing, so I think it's safe to say that it won't.  But she did also say that she gets terrible stage fright and "flop sweats," that started when she was little and this might hinder her stage career.  I remember just reading an article about another genius, Megan Fox, who said she has a similar problem.  I have an idea.  If you get terrible stage fright, maybe choose another career path. Both of those girls have been in movies half naked making out with men and women.  That doesn't give them stage fright, but having to walk onto a stage and act does.  So why not do what you were born to do and just be a stripper.  No need to apologize to the public that you may not be able to star in plays. We're good.