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Angelina Jolie is the top earning actress in Hollywood, making $27 million last year according to Forbes.

Great. Now what would make this story more awesome?

Oh, yeah—rubbing it in Jennifer Aniston's face, because that's what happens with prettty much every Angie story. Plus second-place finisher Aniston only made $25 million, so chew on that, Jen.

Rounding out the top five are Meryl Streep with $24 million, Sarah Jessica Parker coming in at $23 million and Cameron Diaz earning $20 million, which isn't nearly as exciting considering none of them are in some epic, never-ending tabloid fueled war. Yet.

And what else is going on? Oh, just this:

• Sasha Fierce is now designing clothes for Beyoncé's line, which is extending to juniors. Robot hands for back-to-school are going to be huge.

• Gwyneth Paltrow says Spain changed her life and speaks Spanish with a perfect Iberian accent and thinks it's cool how old their buildings are and is now giving back to Spain by launching GOOP en Español. Thanks for reminding us how worldly you are, Gwynnie. Not that we ever forget.

• Judd Apatow's upcoming movie Funny People is killing it with the viral marketing. A site for Aziz Ansari's character Raaaaaaaandy, an obnoxious comedian with his own DJ, just launched, and it's pretty amazing.

• Wherever Kendra is honeymooning—some private island where she's walking around naked—this is what she's listening to.

What would today be if we didn't feature Robert Pattinson in our Big Pic?