Run of the Mills

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Heather Mills just opened the first American branch of her vegan fast-food restaurant "V-Bits" in the Bronx.  That seems like a really logical place to open a vegan restaurant, maybe the next one will be in Tijuana. She also donated $1 million in vegan food to underprivileged children.  She's a real bitch.  The last thing a bunch of children who have grown up with nothing want is extra firm tofu and a piece of cheese made out of sunflower seeds.