Pong Gone Wrong

There is a report that an outbreak of swine flu has occurred at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in New York.  Officials say that behind the outbreak is the game of beer pong.  That's a game where people throw ping pong balls into each other's cups of beer, which seems like a waste of a good ping pong ball.  I'm sure there are plenty of strippers that could have put them to better use.  But since the balls exchange hands then land in beer that people proceed to drink, it spread the swine flu all over campus after a bunch of kids spent the weekend going off on the game.  When I hear stories about disgusting drinking games like this, I remember why I'm glad I didn't get accepted into any colleges. However, I doubt this is the only virus beer pong is responsible for spreading.