People's Choice?

Chelsea Lately has been nominated for a People's Choice Award. We are all very excited, especially since nobody here has ever been nominated for anything!

Well, that's not entirely true. In the office, Jen Kirkman has been voted most likely to have a prescription medication addiction and/or a complete mental breakdown. Heather McDonald was nominated most popular, but she nominated herself, so it didn't really count. Chris Franjola was nominated most likely to end up in sex addiction rehab and Brad Wollack was nominated for the best office perm. Guy Branum is currently in the running for the person most able to explain big words to Heather, but Chuy is right on his giant heels. Regardless of the outcome of the People's Choice Awards, at least we have those nominations to keep us warm at night. If you want to vote, text "VOTE" to 24475 and follow instructions. In the meantime, I will go explain to Heather that People's Choice is not sponsored by People magazine.