Party On

Courtesy Chateau Nightclub

After learning that his wife of 72 days, Kim Kardashian, filed for divorce, Kris Humphries has opted to host a party in Vegas on Saturday. In the "invitation" to the party, Kris is shirtless and showing off his giant arms and odd shaped head. At first I thought it was a poster for a new Twilight movie. I'm still on the fence about which of those two things I'd rather go to. If there was a third option to stick my tongue in a blender, I'd choose that. Apparently this party is held on a roof top and people will arrive dressed as butterflies. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that a lot of the men who show up to this party will not be straight. If Kris is looking for a rebound he isn't going to score there, so let's hope that NBA lockout ends soon. That...was a sports joke. Many people are criticizing Kris for doing something like this after claiming he is "devastated" over his failed marriage. But in his defense, he was committed to the gig before this news came out and many people are expected to show, so he simply decided to follow through. I think that's great. It would be really embarrassing to publicly back out of something after you've already drawn a bunch of attention to it.