Link Party: Lady Gaga Blinds & Gags Herself for "Art"

• All right, everyone look at Lady Gaga being so artsy at the Isle of MTV Malta Special press conference. She's so ahead of her time and next level and original, right? There, we said it, now can she please stop?

• The real reason James Franco had to cancel his UCLA commencement speech is because it was too awesome.

• Ryan Gosling will release his band Dead Man Bones' debut album on Oct. 6. He says it will sound like that time when you were a kid, before you used your crayons to draw horses and things that made sense—instead you'd just draw random lines and shapes and didn't care if your drawing made it on the fridge.

• This is what zombie Megan Fox will look like. Scarier than her toe thumbs?

• Jason Bateman is on the cover of Details looking all adorable and sassy like he usually does. Inside, he talks about how he used to like cocaine, and Jennifer Aniston makes some jokes.

Does anyone else think Halle Berry's daughter, Nahla—who is hanging out today in our Big Pic—is too pretty for a baby?

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