Couple of Morons

In a recent interview with Parentdish, Jon Gosselin spoke about his relationship with Hailey Glassman.  He said that they are still together and very much in love. He's even considering converting to Judaism for her.  On behalf of all of the half Jews, I'd like to say to Jon "No thanks, we're good."  He also said that all of the rumors about Hailey in the beginning were untrue, but they happened because she talks to people too easily.  He said, "She's so friendly.  She just goes up to people and says, I love your shoes."  Hey Jon, that isn't cute.  Constantly wandering up to people to tell them you love their shoes is a sign that you're dating Rain Man.