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Would You Do...These Three Stars All at Once?

Thu., Dec. 3, 2009 4:18 PM PST by Ted Casablanca

Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Kate Hudson

Chris Jackson/Getty Images; Eamonn McCormack/Getty Images; Dave Hogan/Getty Images

At the London premiere of their new quasi-naughty flick Nine, Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson and Penélope Cruz super strutted what their mamas (for the most part) gave them!

Somehow they're all so much more do-able—and simply just more more—together, right?

Take Nic, for instance, who totally looks like Jane Fonda in Nine to Five, or something, pulling some kind of executive secretary BS. On a red carpet, babe? What do they put in the water in Nashville these days, we wonder.

However, once you throw prissy Nicky next to voluptuous Penélope, who clearly stole the show in lilac and ruffled loveliness, maybe Kidman's coldness warms up a bit?

Sure as hell does!

Also, when mixed in with all the other gals, va-va-Vegas style, you seem to forget about Kate Hudson's more dubious love plays, as of late. Thoughts of skanky whatevers with A-Rod sorta go out the window once you get a hold of Kate's killer Charo-like number, which shows off Hudson's divine legs.

But sorry, everybody, take any one of these chicks and show them apart, hey, just another ordinary group of premiere puss poses. Blah blah blah. The heat on this posse's entirely on the sassy sisterly bunch, not the babes themselves. Agree?