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Whoa, Canada: Pamela Anderson's Super-Slow-Mo Exit Strategy
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Perhaps it’s just a sign of global warming that the twin peaks of Pam Anderson are now projected to be receding back to Canada like a glacier. Never shy, Pam now says she’s retiring...from showbiz, that is. It’s breaking news—if you’re willing to wait a few years.
Pam says that about five more years of T&A is all she can stand (though to us it seems like she may have already exceeded her celebrity shelf life). We’ve seen it all with Pam (literally), and we’re guessing she’s retiring just like Jay-Z was retiring, creating a bogus sense of scarcity to tip the supply-and-demand graph in her favor.
But in the event she does really exit to her native British Columbia, we suggest she do the right thing by Mother Earth and recycle the assets that made her famous.
We say she should remove her huge fake boobs (again) and leave them down here in the lower 48, where they were originally produced and installed. That way, they can be recycled into the next great Hollywood silicone sex bomb, whomever she may be. Still, it's been a helluva ride. Breast wishes, Pammy!
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