Relax, we know that's Lake Bell on the cover of Maxim's August issue.
Clearly, we're referring to a spicy lady featured inside the mag, but don't worry, you'll get your eye candy soon enough.
(Although, Bell is looking pretty hot, too, in that skintight, wet, white outfit)
Anyway, a certain Colombiana who's famous for her bodacious curves and thick accent will be joined in the Hollywood spotlight by her younger—and equally sexy—sister.
Can you guess who it is?
It's Modern Family's Sofia Vergara's little sister, Sandra Vergara! (Don't worry, she's of age.)
Vergara Jr. is not new to Los Angeles and lived with her older sis for four years. When she initially moved to town, Sandra worked as a wardrobe stylist and makeup artist, and having an A-list celeb in the family definitely gave her some connections.
According to her Model Mayhem page, Vergara worked with Jordana Brewster, Asia Argento, Bijou Phillips, Casey Johnson, Rumer Willis and Sofia Vergara (duh!).
But now the young actress, who has had small roles on CSI: Miami and Nip/Tuck, is ready to make it big and got a spread in Maxim to discuss her latest—and biggest—project to date: the comedic horror film Fright Night, out this month.
Vergara plays a character named Ginger, who she describes as "spicy and cynical and always arguing with her boyfriend, calling him a douchebag or an ass-wipe."
Sandra says she's the total opposite in real life. But she's hot enough that she could probably get away with being a total be-yotch, anyway.
If you want to know how to win her heart, read the full interview out on newsstands Aug. 16.