Bethenny Frankel Blogs About Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim "Is Quite the Fabricator"

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The finale shows are always great. She by Sheree's show was the star. I loved it when Dwight told us, "Y'all don't wanna see the other side of Dwight." I'm now going to bow down to Dwight, who did shut it down. Without Dwight, Sheree would be drowning in her own compliments and narcissism, and she certainly didn't fawn over him nearly enough for his job.

The downsizing plot is interesting for Lisa. There are many stories going around about the financial states of all these women which vastly contrast with what we see. However, I'll stick to what we're being shown. Lisa saying "I wanna be wealthy" was a bit much. I like their new house. In their case, I think downsizing is a great idea.

Of course, the A.J. moments are sensitive. In light of that, the tender moment between he and Kandi's mother was very nice and necessary.

Back to the fashion show. Again, I totally agreed with Dwight on the need to accessorize the looks. Sheree was somewhat clueless. I thought the designs looked nice but were a bit scattered. The fact that she was more concerned with her weave than her line isn't surprising at all.

As for Kim, ripped jeans probably aren't for women her age (whatever number between 30-something and 40 that may be). Her lacy shirt was also interesting. Maybe she should wait until the shirt is completed before wearing it. There is only half a shirt and her quadruple D-cups have runneth over.

I loved when NeNe asked if Kim's wig had been squeezing her head so tight forcing her to lie. From my personal understanding, she is quite the fabricator: From what she's said to me personally, (1) she is the originator of "Tardy for the Party," (2) it went to number one on iTunes, (3) she's going to be on the cover of People magazine without her wig, and (4) she has her own show. She really believes her own myth. I would take whatever she says with less than a grain of salt.

The sentence that NeNe said about ripping her toenails out and walking in sandals with them bleeding was hilarious. She calls Kim a lowdown monkey with a wig on and Kim calls her a moose. I want to do an animated version of "the monkey and the moose." Both characters will have dramatic wigs.

NeNe is not a moose, and Kim has some nerve saying she is. NeNe is 6 feet tall and curvy. Why the focus on weight? Kim has carnival cotton candy on top of her skull, so she needs to shut her front door.

The funniest line of the night is when Kandi said about NeNe, "Good thing she don't get paid for thinking." Now that was fantastic. Kandi flew above the haters, became the fast fan favorite and really made it work for her.

The ending was nice: The show was great, Dwight was a rock star, Lisa was a catty, jealous high schooler, NeNe and Kim are at war, big papa is still married (quelle surprise) and everyone has their respective business ventures. Good show. It was fun. I'm excited for the reunion, but I do think the season dragged on. I can't wait for the Oranges to come.

B.

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