A Very Courtney Stodden Christmas, Bikini Included

Teen bride may be sitting on Santa's lap, but has she been a good girl?

By Natalie Finn Dec 20, 2011 5:00 AMTags
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After what happened at the pumpkin patch, it's probably a good thing that teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison didn't take their Christmas spirit to the local mall.

Instead, they kept to their own private North Pole and offered up this photo, featuring, as usual, Doug all covered up and Courtney wearing a teeny bikini as she sat on Santa's lap and...

Discussed the delicate nuances of naughtiness versus niceness?

Along with the festive red swimwear, the 17-year-old donned a Santa hat and silver platform sandals and went dashing through the snow, her hubby hot on her tail.

Courtney also has been rewriting "The 12 Days of Christmas" on Twitter, writing, "On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties...On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tees...On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three thick thesauri...On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four faux furs...On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five frisky flings...On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Six Salacious Santas..."

We can only imagine what her true love has in store for day seven.