usher (26 posts)
Do Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream Want Babies With Their Beards?
Dear Ted:
Glad you're back on the nonsmoking wagon! Good luck! Do Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream have perma-beards? And if so, would either consider having a family with them? Do you think any beard would be onboard for a family with the understanding that the "interests" of their significant other lie elsewhere?
—Shell
Dear Beardest of All:
Both are definitely the beard type. And beards are in it for the money and fame, so of course they could start a family—tons of beards have done it in the past. It's just part of the coverup game that they play. Sad but true.
Dear Ted:
Could you please confirm that Smokey Shooter and Pussy Gabor are not the same celeb Vicer? It seems like everyone is guessing Ashton Kutcher for both, but we seasoned Vice sleuths know he can't have more than one name. Please give a refresher for the newbies!
—Lisa
Double Cuteness! Usher Missed American Music Awards to Pull Daddy Duty
Usher fans may have missed his presence at the American Music Awards last night, but they'll be happy to hear he had a great reason for not being in L.A.
After attending a memorial service for late hip-hop star Heavy D on Friday, the father of two actually spent the weekend with his two biggest—and yet, perhaps, smallest—fans, sons Usher V (aka Cinco) and Naviyd.
And yes, they all looked adorable—dad, too—bundled up in their winter clothes.
Ashton Kutcher Takes a Break From Split Rumors While Usher Just Splits (His Pants!) at Clinton Concert
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Is it any wonder the man introduced as a diplomatic rock star was able to attract a veritable cavalcade of real rock stars to come out and play?
Of course, it wasn't just rock (and pop) stars like Lady Gaga, Usher, Kenny Chesney, Stevie Wonder and half of U2 who came out for Saturday night's A Decade of Difference concert at the Hollywood Bowl, which served as both a 10-year celebration of the global works of the Clinton Foundation as well as the belated 65th birthday party for President Bill Clinton himself (Bono and The Edge even took time out from their set to croon "Happy Birthday" to the former commander-in-chief).
But while the night did, at times, take on a serious tone, those were interspersed between moments like Usher suffering a major wardrobe malfunction, Lady Gaga having her own presidential Marilyn Monroe moment, and Ashton Kutcher taking the stage to an onslaught of cheers. So, did the man currently at the center of an unrelenting tabloid storm give the media any more fuel for their fire? And more importantly, did he mention Demi Moore?
OMG! Is Pippa Middleton Stripping Down for Usher?
If Usher has his way, absolutely.
The R&B star made no bones about the fact that he wants the derriere ogled round the globe—that of Pippa Middleton—to serve as the face (and, obviously, body) of his new lingerie line.
So what does Kate Middleton's little sis have to say about the offer?
Justin Bieber's Manager Throws Greatest Party Ever
Scooter Braun is one popular dude.
In case you don't know, he's Justin Bieber's manager, and his 30th birthday party this weekend brought out a slew of stars and surprise performers.
On the list for his L.A. birthday extravaganza besides the Biebs was Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Adam Levine, Jaden Smith and Wilmer Valderama. Usher and MC Hammer performed, as did Justin, natch.
A-listers who couldn't attend the bash at the Music Box, including Diddy and Will Smith, sent their well wishes via video.
Justin's girlfriend, Selena Gomez, was MIA from his manager's party, but she had a good excuse...
EXCLUSIVE!
Usher? Jonas? Minaj? Who's Really Joining Britney's Tour?
Could Usher really be going out on the road with Britney Spears? Sounds like an April Fools Joke. Joe Jonas would seem to make a little more sense.
But after the embarrassment that was Enrique Iglesias unceremoniously bailing on a coheadlining jaunt with the "Oops!" girl earlier this week, what's a songbird to do?
E! News has learned that Spears' camp has now entered into negotiations with rising hip-hop diva Nicki Minaj to replace the Spanish crooner on the Britster's upcoming summer trek.
Given it's called the Femme Fatale tour, we'd say this is a good choice.
So True? So False? Is That Usher Sex Tape for Real?!
OMG indeed. Is Usher joining the ranks of Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell, Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian? That's what an increasing number of reports would have us believe.
The latest and most convincing one yet certainly appears to be confirmation that Usher got his on-camera freak on with then-wife Tameka Foster as the purported footage from the video is being previewed and offered up for sale around town.
That someone is seeking to profit off of peddling the tape seems legit. The question now is whether the tape is really Usher or just some lookalike. Should the footage be legit, it would already be several years old at least, as Justin Bieber's mentor has been flying solo since filing for divorce in June 2009.
But could it be true? Has Usher learned from previous stars' mistakes or did he really put his business on camera? Get ready to hit pause, because this rumor is…
50 Cent Clues In, Donates Gadhafi Money to Charity
Here's a club 50 Cent wisely dropped out of.
Following in the footsteps of fellow artists including Mariah Carey, Usher, Beyoncé and Nelly Furtado, the rapper-actor is donating to charity money he earned to perform for the clan of Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi.
Better late than never.
Usher Joins the Gadhafi Performance Regret Club
OMG, Moammar Gadhafi has quite the talent booker.
Usher is the latest star to express regret for ever taking money from coffers connected to the Libyan dictator, who has been engaging his supporters in a bloody battle against rebel forces who are trying to expel him from power.
The R&B star joins Nelly Furtado and Beyoncé in the never-again pool of artists who say they unknowingly performed for six-figure fees at private events involving Gadhafi's family and are now passing their paychecks along to good causes.
Nelly Furtado Admits She Performed for Gadhafi; Will Donate Her $1 Million Paycheck to Charity
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Whoa Nelly!
Nelly Furtado took to the Twitterwaves today to admit she was paid $1 million for a private performance for Moammar Gadhafi's clan in 2007. But unlike other pop stars who received fat checks for entertaining the Libyan dictator's family, Furtado announced she'll donate her earnings to charity. (She has not yet specified which one.)
"In 2007, I received 1million$ from the Qaddafi clan to perform a 45 min. Show for guests at a hotel in Italy," the songbird wrote on Monday. "I am going to donate the $."
Now other superstars who performed for the embattled African president's family are being pressured to donate their party paychecks...






