uma thurman (10 posts)
Is Robert Pattinson Dissing Twilight?!
Indulging in bad behavior? Hating on his vampy self? Bragging about countless women?
That hardly sounds like the Robert Pattinson we know and love, but you best believe it, R.Pattz fans. 'Cause the dude's revealing a whole other side to himself, in an interview from across the pond.
What's the latest sign Rob is so over his days as Edward Cullen?
Is Robert Pattinson Trying to Sleep His Way to Oscar Gold in the Bel Ami Trailer?!
Tread carefully, Robsten lovers, 'cause the new Bel Ami trailer features Robert Pattinson getting it on with a whole slew of leading ladies—and (gasp!) there's no sign of Kristen Stewart.
And while R.Pattz looks sexy as ever, we couldn't help but notice the movie's trailer seems to focus on only one aspect of the drama-filled story. To put it elegantly: All we see is Rob's character banging as many chicks as his hunky self can handle!
So what's the real deal with Rob's onscreen romping around?
Check Out Robert Pattinson Doin' It With Everyone!
We know you're all dying to see Robert Pattinson in Breaking Dawn, duh.
But first you'll get to see R.Pattz get his period piece on in his next flick, Bel Ami. The film is set to land Oct. 19 (almost exactly one month before the vampire saga's triumphant return) and it looks like Edward Cullen won't be the only one getting some big-screen lovin':
Morning Bitch-Back! No Love for Woody in The Hunger Games?
Dear Ted:
Woody Harrelson for Haymitch?! Woody?! I just cannot see him in that role at all! Personally, I love Gerard Butler for the part. I was even OK with John C. Reilly, but Woody? I sure hope not! I do however love Wes Bentley for Seneca Crane. He is looking very well after all the turmoil after the American Beauty success. Think this could prove to be a comeback for that sexy man?
—H
Dear On-Off Target:
Most definitely, because The Hunger Games is going to be a huge platform for all actors involved—regardless of their professional needs (or not). Also, get a little love in your hear for taking Haymitch outta the ordinary with a crazy dude like Harrelson. Know how we've also been saying Robert Downey Jr. wouldn't be so bad for the part? Well, there's not that much distance between a Downey Jr. and a Harrelson.
Dear Ted:
First, love the idea of morning and afternoon Bitch-Backs! Hope that continues! As to Shellack Attack, is she primarily know for her musical or thespian talents?
—Yoga Queen
Bitch-Back! Is It Time for Kristen Stewart to Come Face-to-Face With...Ellen?
Dear Ted:
This has been bothering me for years. Why has Kristen Stewart never been on Ellen DeGeneres' show? If you think about it, every other star has been on there except Kristen. She's a major part of Twilight and I don't understand. What's the deal?
—cj
Dear Buh-rilliant:
How friggin' amazing would it have been if Kristen came out with Rob during his interview the other day? We'd love to see Ellen peel back those shy layers, especially when her BF's underwear became a topic. We die for this, even if we just have to fantasize about it. Maybe with the release of her post-Twilight movies K will follow in her beau's über-intense flick-promoting footsteps? We, and Ellen, can only hope to the Twi gods.
Dear Ted:
Has Cookie Muncher been married before?
—Ang
What Is Kristen Stewart's Ex Up To? Nothing Good...
We totally get it now, Kristen Stewart! With our mailbox overloading with questions about what really happened between the Twilight babe and her ex BF Michael Angarano, we were just as dumbfounded as the rest of you.
Well, until we saw the trailer for Michael's upcoming movie, Ceremony, where he stars opposite the fabulous Uma Thurman.
Let's just say, he comes up a little short of fab.
UPDATE!
What Smoking Gun? Uma Thurman Stalker Pleads Guilty, Finally Freed
We'll give this to stalkers: They are certainly persistent. But then, so are judges.
The man convicted of stalking Uma Thurman found that out today when he was arraigned on yet more charges of stalking the actress, as well as criminal contempt for violating the restraining order she was granted against him for his first round of illegal pursuit.
It was his latest misstep, however, that will go down in the history books as one of the most bumbling attempts at (crazed) fandom ever.
Cops Catch Uma Thurman's Stalker Mid-Google
Cops caught Uma Thurman's stalker in a compromising position when they showed up to arrest him—with his hands on his computer keyboard as he attempted to Google the Oscar nominee.
And that doesn't look too good when you're wanted for violating a restraining order.
Uma Thurman "Freaked Out" Over Stalker's Latest Chilling Calls
Uma Thurman just can't shake this guy.
Jack Jordan, the 39-year-old former mental patient convicted of stalking and harassing the actress is allegedly at it again. He's violated a five-year protection order Thurman won against him by calling her repeatedly from his home state of Maryland, according to the NYPD.
What were his chilling words to her this time?
Oh Mother! Uma Thurman's Latest Flick Beyond a Bomb
And you thought My Super Ex-Girlfriend was an embarrassment!
When Uma Thurman's latest film, Motherhood, launched in the U.K. as an exclusive engagement at one theater, we can assume such a deal was meant to generate buzz. Instead, it just generated z's.
The film took home an unwhopping $130 total during the weekend of March 5. In fact, only one person bought a ticket on March 7, according to The Guardian.
Ouch!
The movie, which costars Anthony Edwards and Minnie Driver, had a limited release in the U.S. back in October and didn't fare much better, with just $50,000. To date, it's scraped up a measly $701,000 in total worldwide box office.
Given Uma's recent string of busts, it's a good thing she'll have Robert Pattinson's handsome coattails to ride on for Bel Ami.
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Here's Rob looking hot shooting Bel Ami in our Life Beyond Twilight gallery.







