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Transformers Sequel Unveiled: Worst Title Ever?

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Courtesy of Paramount Pictures

Those clanking metal heroes return with a clanking, clunker of a title.

The third installment of Michael Bay's Transformers series has just been announced, and it is...Transformers: Dark of the Moon!

As much as we're sure this will make a whole lot of sense when we rent see the movie, our first reaction is that (1) it sounds like a Pink Floyd album; (2) it's even worse than just calling it "the one without Megan Fox"; and (3) the relative lameness of its title won't make a difference whether people go see it or not. They will.

One the plus side, the dark of the moon, astrologically speaking, "seems to lure us toward the deepest self, the longings of the soul, and restful listening is a great way to receive these messages," according to one expert.

Which, for an action film, sounds kind of awesome.

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