Big Picture

Nicole Fascinates in Monaco Plus, Charlize heats up fight night in Vegas; Diane Kruger kills it in Cannes. Get all the latest pics!

MORE PHOTOS +
Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.

Our Partners

Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.

Tiger Woods Porn Flick: You Knew It Was Coming

Tiger Woods REUTERS/Ashraf Mohammed

And now it's time for the porn.

Following the tabloid coverage, the late-night jokes, the animated re-creations and even a commentary or two on National Public Radio, the Tiger Woods scandal has officially reached the phase in which someone turns the story into an excuse for people to engage in sex on camera.

Porn actors, that is—not Tiger or any of the various alleged lady friends. This is fiction.

E! News has obtained a copy of the script for Tiger's Wood, which bills itself as the "official porn parody" of the non-golf exploits of the sports icon. The script riffs on the story and (presumably) makes up stuff where it might make things spicier.

How does it all turn out? Well, we wouldn't want to spoil it for you, but we're pretty sure you can guess how this Tiger tale ends.

—Reporting by Marcus Mulick

________

While you ponder whether that's an appealing movie pitch, check out our gallery of Tiger's Alleged Other Women.

27 Comments

Now loading...

Add Your Comment!

Guests

E! Online members

Register | Forgot password?

Play nice and have fun. And please, no HTML tags or special characters including [&*#()!@$].
You've got 1000 characters left.

Post Comment