Would You Do: Katy Perry With Muppets & Ta-Tas?
Hey, Katy "Purry"—no one's going to want to pet your so-out-there ta-tas when you look like a walking pedophile target, ya know? But I guess now since you're dating sexaholic Russell Brand, there's no need to at least try and look good when you go out in public.
Ms. Perry decided to "rock" this peculiar Muppet-covered dress in Paris, France, for Fashion Week, but instead of looking fab it looked like a toy chest exploded on her dress.
We already heart ya, babe, you don't need to try to win us over with your Lady Gaga-esque cry for help. You got yourself an oddly desirable man; just because you don't need to hook a boyfriend anymore doesn't mean the effort needs to go out the window.
Girl, even in comparison to Holly Madison's sexual shrieks with her then-hookup buddy Brand, your dress screams louder (in a not exactly pleasurable way) than anything fun going on in Sin City.
Let's try to stay away from getups that make you look like a 5-year-old, please? You're a gorg girl! I mean, really, especially with all this Roman Polanski crap breaking all around us (and all over again). Maybe ask bestie Rihanna for some tips? Might help. Just a suggestion, doll! You rock every other time!
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