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Who Is Toothy Tile? Here Are 12 Guys He's Not!

Fri., Nov. 6, 2009 7:02 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Lester Cohen/Getty Images; Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images

The hunt's been on for as long as Angelina Jolie's been working men—and women. Closeted quasi-hunky movie star Toothy Tile has legions of folks wondering who he is, and he's become our biggest Blind Vice superstar.

While Toothy's busy—chatting up fellow not-out gay stars or apparently trying to go straight—we're gonna help the guessing game along. In more of a, uh, back-door kinda way.

See, we're going to tell you fab detectives who Toothy isn't!

Behold our People Who Are Not Toothy Tile gallery! We'll start updating this more often so you sexy sniffers can see the fellas who most definitely are not the erstwhile closeted T.T. And keep the guesses coming!