Where's Your Blog Already?! One Hazed Hottie
Summit Entertainment
"My sorority house picks Rob. All of us went through a hazing ritual where we had to make out with a life-size, wall-mounted Rob poster. Rob tastes great even in cardboard form."
—Commenter Grace, on whose lips, Taylor Lautner's or Rob Pattinson's, would emerge victorious in a fight for best Twilight pout.
Grace, baby, we'd love to read a blog where you spill all the other embarrassing sorority secrets about all the delish men we hold so near and dear to our hearts (and to our loins). Maybe you had to go bobbing for apples in the crotch of a foam version of Ryan Reynolds? Play pin the tail on Zac Efron's ass? Ride a mechanical bull shaped like Bradley Cooper's face?
Either way, sweetheart, we'd love to read about it. So start that babe-blog already! We're too preoccupied thinking about how worn out that cut-out of Rob must be by now.
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