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Truth, Lies, & Ted: Octomom Is a Sneaky Mother

Fri., Mar. 20, 2009 11:15 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

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Is Angelina's replica even more of an über-bitch than the master? And who's the new Desperate diva now that Sheridan is adios? Plus, find out which H'wood hypocrite (gosh, from the damn billions to choose from, could it possibly be Joaquin?) is pushing my buttons in today's Truth, Lies, & Ted.