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Truth, Lies & Ted Goes to Bed!

Fri., Feb. 6, 2009 7:36 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

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Like the rest of the illin' world, I've got the flu this week, and from my sick bed comes five-aspirin gab on nasties Christian Bale, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Lopez. Plus, what the ef's up with Renée Zellweger's face, already? She been suckin' on a buttload o' lemons, or what?