Total Uh-Oh! Trainwreck Britney Back in Action?
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We had such high hopes for Britney Spears' so-called "picture perfect" return to form, but we knew it was nothing but. Her "Womanizer" music vid was superfun, "If You Seek Amy" was kinky hot and now Brit-Brit's dropped the vid for "Radar," and we couldn't be more disappointed. Or absolutely bored!
It's like staring at three minutes of soft-core horse porn while Britney just stands there in a forgettable outfit making eyes at shrug-worthy equestrian men.
What's worse than putting out a video of a two-year old song? It was one of her best dance tunes, and there's not even a friggin' box step in it! Artistic choice, or was it 'cause Brit just couldn't stand still on the set? Totally reminds us of B's "Gimme More" and "Piece of Me" videos, which were filmed at the height of her insanity, where it was a miracle just to get Spearsy in the room to lip-synch. And even those had some sort of choreography!
We've known for a while B.S. is far from mentally healthy, Bbt is she finally unleashing her repressed wild side to the public?
Let's make a Trainwreck Warning checklist, shall we?
Brit's dyed her blonde hair back to brunette, just like she did during her meltdown days. She's seen with a Starbucks in her hand more often than a bottle of water, and B-babe recently went directly to paparazzi HQ, Robertson Boulevard, to shop. Someone's craving the attention she just can't get from sold-out shows.
Plus, Brit-Brit's back to dating questionable men, in this case, her agent Jason Trawick. If ya think he's a successful catch for Brit as opposed to hungry hangers-on like K-Fed or Adnan, think again. Your agent's in charge of your career, and the more you work (or overwork), the more money he ends up getting. She may as well be dating her dad!
Is Britters gonna be able to handle another North American tour? We've all seen what an overwhelming tour schedule can do to a pop legend. When is Britney finally gonna get a break? When it's already too late?
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