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Tiger's Marital Affairs Are No Biggie!

Tue., Dec. 8, 2009 1:30 PM PST by Ted Casablanca and Team Awful

Koi Sojer/Getty Images; Jason Kempin/Getty Imahes

Good news, Tiger Woods! Not everyone hates you. Your good pal Dennis Rodman (they go way back, didn't you know?) has come to your defense.

"Athletes are more famous than the president," the always articulate Rodman tells Fox News .

"He didn't do anything wrong. He became famous at a young age. Once your life is under a microscope, everyone wants to look at you and just nitpick everything you do so bad.

"Everyone knows that if you're famous or you are rich, you are not invincible," Dennis says. "You have some skeletons in your closet, everyone has skeletons in their closet...it just takes one thing to let them out—one thing."

Sorry, Rodman, but we have a feeling Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren, may think differently.

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