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New Ted Says Video! Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis—Stop Messing With the Media!

Thu., Jan. 26, 2012 10:41 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Last week the lack of PDA from my fave Hollywood couples got me all worked up, but this week? It's Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis who are driving me friggin' crazy! Find out why I think this couple should own up to the status of their 14-year relaysh. And what's up with Vanessa's very odd explanation for the duo's rumored demise?

All this and more on this week's episode of Ted Says! And don't forget to check out my YouTube channel to see what (and who) else has my blood boiling!

PHOTOS: Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis: Romance Rewind