Morning Piss: Jen’s Horrible Hair
NBC; ZumaPress.com; Suzanne Hanover/Samuel Goldwyn Films
Yeah, I know, we already bitched to you about how bad Jen Aniston's new movie Management was—but one Piss post was nowhere near enough to detail the most tragic aspect of this unfortunate flick (save an impressively studly and surprisingly touching turn from Steve Zahn).
I'm personally offended that with all the bazillions of bucks and clout Aniston's carved out for herself, she keeps choosing these pitiful, mousy poor-me movies, topped off with the worst wigs in the world! The worst. Phil Spector has more believable hairdos than Jen does in Management.
Oh, forgot though: Askew brown drabby hair always means "meaty actress role!" Right?
So not in this flick's case. Aging brunette, Jen just looked like Zahn's mother (or grumpy older sis, at best), not his lover. During their naughty laundry room tryst, all I kept thinking was, "Steve, take it all off! Jen—put it all back on, please! Or at least a hat!"
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