Morning Piss: Get a Job, Lohan!
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Lindsay Lohan must be way bored with her current day gig—blogging—which has gotta be why she's always schlepping around the world with GF Sam. The pair spent a whopping 14 hours in South Beach for one of Sammy-pie's gigs at club Karu & Y, where L2 was also spotted slurping back libations her sponsor wouldn't exactly approve of. Oh, is that so? Dunno there; L.A.-type sponsors seem to be so liberal these days, but what the ef do I know? (Just that if you don't want to drink and drug, it's gotta be your call, not anybody else's, like, get real here, people).
Linds mostly kept it low-key at the soiree, since she was overheard telling another partygoer, "Sam is hired to host tonight, not me." Guess Sammy's the current breadwinner in this relaysh. Seriously, Linds, we get that your leggings line is on fire right now—no relation to your crotch—but we're as jaded as you must be with this aimless, arm-candy side to you.
Don't you want to be starring in another hit flick, as opposed to being a freeloader? Tina Fey's only a phone call away; God help you if you lost her number.
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