Morning Piss: Get Hitched Already, Tony
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The Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson relationship seems like yet another ticking tabloid time bomb for Jess. And even though I do kinda like the pair together (unlike most Cowboys fans), it's all starting to feel like Simpson's last two very public love affairs.
Crazy paparazzi sessions. Heated and gossipy furies of reported engagements. Does dad Joe approve? Wait, why's dad even in the damn paparazzi shots to begin with? Isn't this exactly what Nick Lachey was always complaining about? The first hubby to J.S. went ahead and allowed cameras to film the unhappy family dysfunction, anyway.
Tony, you've got a great opportunity here: If you really do care about J.S., like we hear, swoop this babe off her feet and marry her. Now. Get her out from under daddy's grasp and elope! Then move to Texas, get good at football again and live in a paparazzi-free zone.
Or else the media is going to do to your relationship exactly what it did to Jessica's previous ones, i.e., ruin it.
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