Frank Micelotta/Getty ImagesDear Ted:
Can you clear a couple things up for me? There seems to be a belief that just because Lea Michele and Dianna Agron don't hang out as much that they are no longer friends, they may not be BFFs, but didn't you say they are friends? Also, how's Harriet Talons? Does she still have a job, or is her run on her series kaput? Love you much! And hurray for someone being sane (i.e. Obama for marriage equality)
—M
Dear Faberry Fallout:
Let's put it like this, M: Lea and Dianna's onscreen and behind-the-scenes relationships have had a sort of inverse relation. As Rachel and Quinn had you rooting for Faberry (and breaking websites in the process), their offscreen former BFF-ship has cooled. They're not catfighting, but they're certainly not braiding each other's hair either. As for Harriet, she hasn't been fired.
Dear Ted:
So there are rumors around that not only did Kristen Stewart attend Robert Pattinson's birthday dinner (and manage to avoid the paps) but that R.Pattz also attended the SWATH premiere but avoided the red (or in this case green) carpet. Can you confirm if these are true? Thanks.
—K.Stew Fan
Dear Under the Robsten Radar:
I heard both those things too, babe. While no one has been able to officially pinpoint Rob at the Snow White premiere, I wouldn't be surprised if he snuck in to support his GF. He was in London, after all. I can say with 100 percent certainty that K.Stew was out to celebrate Robby's B-day though…even if she played coy about it later.
Dear Ted:
You know I love you. Do I complain about your somewhat excessive reportage on Robsten? No. So please hear me when I say shut up about Taylor Swift's acting career. This woman isn't Barbra Streisand. This woman isn't even Beyoncé. Please stop helping stomp her cause to become an actress into our brain. Because compared to Swift, Blake Lively is a damn fine actress. I have not read all of Fifty Shades of Grey. I leafed through it while waiting for my prescriptions to get done at Target, and in just the 10 minutes of reading I did (I'm a quick reader) I wanted to sanitize my hands when I was done. I am not exactly a fan.
—Kate
Dear Swiftly Rejected:
Whoa, Kate! Where's all this T.Swift animosity coming from?! Did she steal your man or something? But let me lay it out for you: Taylor might not be the best actress ever (it's not like she garnered Oscar buzz for Valentine's Day), but wouldn't it be worth it to see the pure-as-snow country cutie get her whips and chains on?! It could be her Obsessed, but whereas Beyoncé got to pull hair and head butt be-yotches, Taylor can do nipple clamps and riding crops.
Dear Ted:
There have been lots of suggestions about who should play Christian and Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey, but how about the other important players? I was thinking that Eva Green would be perfect for Mrs. Robinson! What do you think?
—JuneBreeze
Dear Cougarific:
Ooh, that's one I haven't heard yet, J.B. Have you seen Dark Shadows yet? You must have, because you're onto something: Eva can play the perfect combination of sexy and evil. She played a witch opposite Johnny Depp, so I'm sure she could play a bitch opposite whoever's cast as Christian!
Dear Ted:
My love, yesterday's mail's comment section is driving me insane! I commented once regarding Scarlett Johansson and Rooney Mara and have counted two or three other comments in regards to mine out of 100. Otherwise, it is Robsten city. I know you get bugged about this all the time, but for the love of God, can we please ban a comment from posting if it contains the words Rob, Kristin, Stewart, Pattinson or Robsten? Kind of like curse words? I know you're busy, so enjoy your day
—Z
Dear Policing the People:
Babe, as long as it doesn't turn to the death threats and porno spam, there's only so much I can do—that is, if you want me to get stories up instead of just deleting comments all day. Plus, I could ban our Twilight twosome but then Twi-hards would just use Kr!st3n or R.P@ttZ, right? Play nice, everyone.
Dear Ted:
OK, I watched Taylor Kitsch on Ellen, and there is no one better for Christian Grey. He is exactly as I vision Christian to be. Grow the hair out a bit more and he's perfect! Just sayin'! I didn't have an opinion until now.
—Ali
Dear Team Taylor:
So basically the ruggedly handsome Mr. Kitsch for every role ever, right? Yay! I'm into that casting choice (he sure can do sexy, that's for sure). Now we just need to get him on board—maybe Brooklyn Decker can help us out?!