Brian Zak/Sipa Press via AP Images; Frazer Harrison/Getty ImagesDear Ted:
I saw a gossip article about Taylor Lautner and Dianna Agron having dinner together. Was it for business or pleasure? They sure are two gorgeous persons—can you imagine what their babies would look like with those genes? Of course, I'd rather be the momma as Taylor is nice eye candy! Any romance brewing?
—Kaitlyn
Dear Mix and Match:
Why can't it be for both, babe? And while these two would make fairly decent eye candy together, I'm sure you know that nothing hot and heavy will transpire between these two. Dianna is hardly a Taylor Swift redux.
Dear Ted:
What's up with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock? They were seen having an "intimate dinner" at Craig's....is it possible that they are dating?
—Michelle
Dear Speed Dater:
It's not surprising to see the pair together as they have co-starred in a couple films of the past (remember Speed and The Lake House?) and Sandy's known to keep close ties with her former on-screen flames (yep, we're talking about you Ryan Reynolds!). And while I happen to think they'd be a tres cute couple, nothing serious is going on.
Dear Ted:
I have to say, I'm pretty pissed off about Kristen Stewart not going to the Paris premiere. I can't believe they sent Ashley Greene and now every crazy person is saying that Rob and Ashley are together. But what surprises me the most is that Rob and Kristen are not doing promo stuff together. This movie is mainly about Edward and Bella, I mean come on. They should be promoting this movie. What's up with this? Please tell me what you know.
—A
Dear Keeping Up With Robsten:
Well, A, what we do know is that K.Stew is busy filming Snow White and the Huntsman and won't be doing as much promo as she has for the past Twilight flicks. Why she couldn't find a few minutes to slip away for the premieres? Your guess is as good as mine. Ashley is thrilled though, I'm sure.
Dear Ted:
It seems all I see lately are articles about Nicole Richie and her husband Joel Madden's suburban bliss. As much as I'd like to believe they really have the perfect family life down pat, I can't help but wonder whether or not there are still a few Vicey skeletons in this reformed couple's closet?
—Sarah
Dear Low-Key Love:
Sorry, Sar, but Nic really is the reformed Vicer she wants you to believe she is. And aside from the occasional 'tude, they're just as boring as they look these days. Yawn.
Dear Ted:
Is Robert Pattinson's humility genuine or played up?
—N
Dear Humble Beginnings:
Pretty genuine, babe.
Dear Ted:
Has David Duchovny begun dating since his separation from his wife? Anyone special? Seems he has been keeping a low profile, or is he flying below everyone's radar?
—R
Dear Making It Work:
The couple might have announced their separation in June, but they've been spotted together post-breakup. I'd be surprised if there wasn't still something there. Things are always more complicated than they appear with David.
Dear Ted:
I'm surprised you don't have "Twilight" tattooed on your chest.
—S
Dear TwiHaters:
Hey, if I did I wouldn't be the only one. Seriously. Google it.