Karma Police: Celeb Spill-Alls to Bite 'Em in the Ass?
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Both Spelling babes, Candy and Tori, have memoirs out this week—like ya couldn't tell—but it won't be long before Tori's 90210 chum Jennie Garth joins in on the tell-all fun (and all the press and profits that go along with it).
"I'm thinking about writing something" Jenny G. dished to us at Tor's Mommywood book-launch bash, joining Kim Kardashian's desire to "write something with my sisters."
We cannot wait for the privileged and arguably bratty kids' to grow up (or in Kim K.'s case, be conceived) and write bitchy tell-alls on their celeb moms.
If the Spelling DNA is to be trusted, Stella and Liam are sure to collaborate on a tome about their fame-hungry mum and her public spats with the grandma they never knew. Unless Tori has already had them sign non-disclosure forms? Wouldn't be shocked. But then Tor's grandkids are sure to write about their parents, and their kids will write about their folks…
It's like those friggin' Russian dolls but with celeb memoirs, instead. The Spelling family alone will keep Barnes & Noble in business forever.
There there's Garth's offspring to contend with, too, presumably—not to mention whatever the hell sass-bitch Shannen Doherty's kids (should she ever stop self-indulging enough to have any) might reveal. And hey, Britney, mama Lynne's just begging for you to squeal about all her shortcomings as a mother figure after that Through the Storm bullcrap parenting book.
Take a typing class and get on that, stat!
The offspring-revenge karma out there is not only potent, bubbling and horrifyingly delicious in theory, it's a must!
—Additional reporting by Becky Bain
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