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In the Closet: Rihanna and Jessica Stun

Jessica Biel, Rihanna Kevin Mazur/Getty Images; Larry Busacca/Getty Images

We're just going to say it because no one else is: Rihanna did not look that good at the Met Costume Institute Gala. It was like freaky Monday for us with our beloved Ri-Ri and Jessica Biel.

We applaud Rihanna for her first public appearance since "the incident," but that doesn't mean we have to cheer on her wardrobe choice. We love the suit idea. It is a costume gala after all, but instead of fierce and fab, it was just too overdone up top. The zebra hair wasn't workin' with her inflatable-looking arms. If only it was toned down a smidgen, R would have nailed it.

The biggest surprise of the night? Jessica Biel.

We have very lukewarm feelings when it comes to Jess in real life, you know, 'cause she's just so blah usually, but there was nothing mundane about her dress choice. This bitch rocked it!

It was just the right balance of elegance and edginess with the hemline. Plus, her perfectly placed hair and magnif spray tan could even give Hugh Jackman a run for his Wolverine moola. J.B. was def the hotter half of Timberbiel last night.

Who do you think dazzled and disappointed?

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