Do-Me Meter: Sex Addict's a Nottie?
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For someone who's addicted to doin’ the naughty, David Duchovny’s def not lookin’ so sexual anymore. Absolute shame, eh?
Yeah, we hear you all weeping in droves out there. On the set of his new movie, The Joneses (didn’t ya so conveniently hear in D2’s sex rehab statement that he’s got a new flick coming out?), Duch-hon is far from camera ready, appearing way frail, stick thin and disheveled. We thought looking hungry and faint was just a female thing. Guess not.
We know D.D. and the fam are going through a really hard time right now, no double entendre intended—OK, maybe just a little. And perhaps being a total nottie will stop Dave from seeking out, or receiving, any sexual romps for a while so he can get his head back on straight?
But you're filming a damn movie, D, and unless it’s for the part, we say snack on something fattening, hit the gym and pull yourself together for the fans you have left who’d still do ya no matter what you looked like.
—Additional sass by Becky Bain
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