Do-Me Meter: Miley Bro's a Big, Bad Sorta Hottie
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There are def more than seven things we hate about this absolutely atrocious outfit. Miley Cyrus' half bro, Trace, was strolling around New Yawk this week giving metal detectors everywhere a headache. The babes fer sure don’t share the same fashion sensibility—not sure if this is a good or bad thing for Trace, but, babies, right here, it be bad.
We certainly aren't against tats—who doesn’t adore David Beckham’s ink?—we’re just shocked that this young man came from the same fam as cheese queen M.C. Trace needs to give his face a rest with the bevy of bling pierced through it, and the witch footwear he’s wearing just looks crazy uncomfy. Props to the dude, who rocks out in band Metro Station, for letting his apparently more forthcoming slut aspirations shine through despite the crafty Cyrus surname.
His squeaky-clean sis keeps her inner bad girl way hidden—except when scandalous snaps are leaked to the Net, which is just about, oh, everyday. Final note: We’d do him, but only for a moment, nothing lasting.
But what do you think, readers?
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