Do-Me Meter: Heather's Seen Hottier Days
Santa Barbara Police Department
First, the good news: Heather Locklear is 47 and still doesn't have a wrinkle on her. Whether it's Botox or elegant ageing doesn't matter—gal is still stunning, even when she looks terrified.
The bad news: After Heath was arrested in Santa Barbara because of "erratically driving" under suspicion of a non-alcohol, controlled substance, her custody sitch with equally dubiously traveling ex, Richie, doesn't look good. Jeez, we gettin' another case of which is the less combustible parent, à la K-Fed and Brit here? Hope not. Hey, at least it wasn't booze, that's sorta refreshing for a change of pace.
Looks-wise, since we're very, very shallow folks here at A.T., H.L.'s signature coif could sure use a comb-through, and babe's mascara is running around her saucer-size eyes faster than J.Lo during a triathlon. But how many people could look this fresh-faced after being picked up by the po po? At least Lock-hon doesn't have to add "beauty" to her list of growing problems.
What's wrong, Heathie? Starting to regret your David Spade days? Hope ya get some help—we like seeing your picture taken on a red carpet or at a beach, not in jail.
—Additional sass by Becky Bain
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