Do-Me Meter: Gwyneth Outshines Madge
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It's shocking how being a cougar so doesn't flatter Madonna. M and her best PR pal, Gwyneth Paltrow, hit the Valentino Premiere Party at the Oak Room at the Plaza in NYC recently, and we're simply stunned to say this is the best Gwynie has ever looked.
Despite her tipsy eyes, that Goop diet, or whatever, is working wonders on her fit bod. And whoever styled her hair deserves a raise ASAP.
But shouldn't it be the other way around with these two blondies? Madge is the one banging a twentysomething dude, yet she looks so ancient here. What, now that she has Jesus wrapped around her muscled finger she doesn't have to try anymore?
Careful, M, when you start to let yourself go, your man does too. Except, we bet J would be terrified to leave until Madonna tells him to beat it. Either way, G.P. is looking much more doable here, whatever sneaky things she's doing on her end is working, so stick to it, babe.
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