Do-Me Meter: Bosomy Bethenny Frankel Rocks It
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Ah, I remember dating women. It was such a different experience. Softer skin, those fingernails digging (but not too much) down your back, those soft lips:
Yep, Real Housewives of New York health nut (and E! Online guest blogger) Bethenny Frankel is so bringing back all those feminine recollections while at the Apollo Theater's 75th Anniversary Gala in New York City. Too delicious!
Ms. Frankel, I think, even forgot to...
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...finish getting dressed?
I dunno. I mean, it's a hot look for sure, with her split-down-to-there dress, but why am I suddenly remembering the kind of sex I haven't had since when Jennifer Lopez had a career? Probably for the same reason Bethenny's got supple studs like A-Rod chasing after her all the time. What, is Robert Pattinson next? Let us pray not.
Of course, wearing little or no underwear always helps with these seductions. And isn't she a great cook, too?
How does that saying go? The way to a man's heart is through his bulging eyeballs?
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