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Would You Do…Ashley Greene in Full '60s Gear?!

Ashley Greene Aby Baker/Getty Images

Holy retro chic, is that Ashley Greene that just stepped out of the Pan Am time machine?

Sure is. So now it's up to you to tell us what you think of her socialite swag, 'cause while we've seen Ash don her Twilight pixie cut, we can't say we've ever seen this blast-from-the-past look on her before.

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Sophia and Austin: Do-Gooders or Totally Doable?

Sophia Bush, Austin Nichols Courtesy of Global Green USA

If there's one couple activity that Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols love, it's saving the world (as long as no nudity is required, duh!). So we weren't too shocked to find out that Soph and her One Tree Hill costar slash BF were up to their do-gooding again, this time making a compilation CD to aid gulf rescues.

So do you totally heart this charitable couple? Or are you finally sick of their saintly sweetness?

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Would You Do...Draco Malfoy Going Bananas?

Tom Felton Jim Spellman/Getty Images

Put away the Veritaserum (that's truth serum, for you muggles) 'cause we're not afraid to admit that we were in full-on Potterhead mode last weekend. And between our second and third screenings of the flick, we missed a H.P. casting goodie.

So we were très bewitched to learn that one of our fave Harry Potter hotties (and Twitter sensation) Tom Felton landed a part in a new flickbut not just any old movie.

Tom will be starring opposite James Franco in Rise of the Apes (yep, the sequel to Planet of the Apes). So are you excited to see Draco Malfoy ditch his wand for some serious monkey biz?

MORE: Harry Potter Doesn't Have Time for Sex—He's Got Real Things to Do

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Would You Do...Coco and Her Pumpkins?

Coco, Ice-T Bryan Bedder/Getty Images

Sure you don't want to reconsider the couple you picked as the winners in our Spookiest Celeb Sex Life tournament?

Don't get us wrong, The Sister Wives crew is shudder-worthy indeed, but upon looking at these shots of Coco and Ice-T playing dress up for Heidi Klum's Halloween bash last night, it's safe to say we weren't exactly turned on.

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Would You Do...The New Spider-man?

Andrew Garfield Dave Hogan/Getty Images

Our new favorite face, Andrew Garfield, continues to make the rounds promoting his flick Never Let Me Go, which also stars Keira Knightley and Carey Mulligan. Talk about awesome casting.

Here's Andrew looking all kinds of yum (isn't his hair the best in Hollywood now?) in London at the premiere of the film, which opened the BFI London Film Festival on Wednesday. So what's he saying about prepping for Spider-man? And did he really beat out Robert Pattinson for the role?

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Would You Do...This Shirtless Edward?

Matt Lanter KAT / MeetTheFamous.com

Is it too early in the morning to say we're ready to do body shots off Matt Lanter's abs?

The 90210 stud was on Robertson Boulevard in West Hollywood yesterday filming...uh, who knows. Who cares, he was friggin' shirtless!

Matt, who most recently hit the big screen in Vampires Suck as Edward, makes us wonder: Do his abs do it for you more than Robert Pattinson's?

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Is Sean Penn's New Look Oscar-Worthy—Or WTF?

No babes, that's not the love child of Russell Brand and Susan Boyle—much to the relief of Katy Perry, no doubt. It's someone far more worthy of a double-take: Sean Freakin' Penn!

Sporting bride-red lipstick, guy-liner, and a blowout from hell, Sean is looking, well, not great on the Dublin set of his next flick This Must Be The Place. (He plays a rock star looking for revenge, in case you were still confused about this WTF-worthy makeover).

So what the ef would you do with him?

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Would You Do...Rachel McAdams, Minus Ryan Gosling?

Here's our dilemma: We totally heart Rachel McAdams. Not so much a problem, right? Well we just can't friggin' figure out why. Of course, she's absolutely gorgeous, no dispute there, and she puts out a seemingly decent flow of movies. But is that it?

We don't mean to sound greedy, mind you, but there are plenty of chicks (and dudes, no less) in T-town who have acting chops and looks to boot who don't pique our interest as much as Ms. McAdams. And so, for some reason whenever she pops up on our radar we take note.

We have a sneaking suspicion that we know why we want to know more and more about this particular lady, but what say you? Is McAdams a mystery you can't help but want to investigate?

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Shocker! Robert Downey Jr. Looking Less Than Great

Robert Downey Jr. INFdaily.com

Robert Downey Jr., let's backtrack for a second. You've got three incredibly high-grossing action flicks under your belt. You nabbed a ton of award noms, and even won a few. You're getting hotter by the minute, and you've had arguably the best career comeback since that fat kid in Rudy sacked the quarterback.

So then why, oh why, Robert, are you coming into our lives looking like...this?!

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Would You Do…a Single and Happy Ed Westwick?

Ed Westwick Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images

We pretty much love finding any excuse to run a pic of Gossip Girl hunk Ed Westwick—sorry, Chace, but this guy is way more our type. Gotta love those Brits!

Westwick was photographed here in Beverly Hills, where he's making rounds for the Television Critics Association this week, but unfortunately for those who like scoping out Ed's hairy chest, he closed up shop today.

Still, the most fab part about his ‘fit are those red shoes! Wonder if it represents the tension going down back in New York on the Gossip Girl set?

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