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Brit's Smokin'—Literally

Wed., Nov. 19, 2008 1:56 PM PST by Ted Casablanca

Our fave babe Britney Spears decided to light up on her way to Malibu yesterday, prolly 'cause her dad wasn’t in the car and couldn’t stop her. No adult supervision? Time for a sin break! No wonder B.S. so desperately wants to be liberated from her “prison.”

Is this how Brit slimmed down so much? By sneaking cigarettes when papa Jamie wasn’t looking? Britter's bod and hair might look better, but we bet her lungs look like crap. Happy and healthy is the Spearsy we like best, but lookin’ at these sorts of pics and hearing her whine on those documentary previews (catch one after the jump), it’s safe to assume she’s neither, and hasn’t been for a long time.